Crackerjack lunchbox. Don’t steal my dingdong.

Friends.

Timmy, the kid with the legendary Cracker Jack lunchbox, marched into school every day with the same routine. Everyone knew Timmy’s mom looked like she could double as a semi-truck in disguise, thanks to the infamous neighborhood block party where she’d won the tug-of-war… against an actual truck. The bullies, never ones to miss a chance, teased Timmy relentlessly, not about his lunchbox, but about his mom’s “big rig” resemblance.

Every lunchtime, they’d corner Timmy and snatch his precious Ding Dongs, leaving him with just an apple and a grudge. But Timmy had a plan. He started stashing decoy Ding Dongs and replaced the real ones with soap cakes. The next day, the bullies grabbed the “Ding Dongs,” took a big bite, and got a mouthful of suds. Timmy, munching on a real Ding Dong he’d hidden, just smiled and said, “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before messing with Timmy ‘Truckstop’ Thompson!”